Friends! Wanna to let you know I’ll be “off the grid” the next few days.  I have NO CELL COVERAGE at my campsite and very little elsewhere in Yellowstone. I have no electricity, and the batteries on my vid cam and computer are depleted. I am recharging the vid cam via an inverter plugged into my car ciglighter and will get some park footage. But it may not be posted for a few days. Have already seen several buffalo/bison but no bears. I don’t care if I never see any, after the woman at the registration desk so riveted with me fear. “Listen,” she said, peering over her reading glasses, “they’ll tear straight into your tent for food.” Picking up the fearful mood, I pounded fist on counter and declared on point of panic, “Why they are terribly uncouth creatures, aren’t they?” She looked at me quizzically and said, “Uh….yeah…right. Here’s your windshield decal.”